Atheists: don't you see it's because of your evil science that you can't hear the voice of God?

You see, it's because of your evil science that you are too afraid to eat those strange and colorful mushrooms growing on your lawn. Without magic mushrooms, your ears are closed to God's voice. Leprechauns also fear people who don't partake of the magic mushrooms. Don't you see how much magic and love you're missing out by scaring away the leprechauns with your evil science? And I thought you atheists loved rainbows and gold!!!